Email: u-dont-exist@pm.me 
(Please note that ProtonMail is not safe unless accessed thru a VPN. They will hand over your IP address to police if a judge requires it, even though they don't automatically log IPs of everyone. Luckily, nothing on this site is strictly illegal, but the laws can be interpreted in many ways depending on the judge.)
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Please ensure that you email me from a protonmail account. Further instructions will be provided after.

​Please introduce yourself. What are you seeking, and why? Where did you hear of this site?

During business hours you may get a fairly quick response but sometimes you might wait a couple days or a week or two. If you reach me via signal, you can expect a quicker response.

I shouldn't have to say this, but please, do not e-mail me if you are incoherent. Waste of our time.