Please don't click here if you are a Bible lover... unless you are able to laugh at anything: Jim Jefferies doing his skit, "God is drunk at a party."
Atheists are more powerful than God, but they are going to probably go to hell, for no reason.11/24/2019 Hilarious argument on quora about God's omnipotence.
If God can do anything, can he make a rock so heavy he himself cannot lift it? Matt Wayne, Lead Apologist (2010-present) A rock would have to be infinitely large to defeat an infinite amount of lifting power. But an infinite rock is a contradiction since material objects cannot be infinite. Only God is infinite. There cannot be two infinities. So the question is actually asking if God can make a contradiction, which He cannot since it would be against His nature, which is pure logic. This question was only asked in order to ‘’trip up’’ Christians. However, it is the theist who trips on their own illogical nonsense. JR:Maybe a better question: what would cause God to decide to make or not make such a rock? Matt Wayne Original Author Nothing because He has no interest in playing atheists games. One can accept Jesus Christ and have their sins washed away and receive eternal life, or go to Hell. We were all going there after the fall, God came to save us from this fate. It is a choice and asking stupid questions, playing mind games and mental ‘’traps’’ won’t change the choice. Hell or heaven…one must choose. JR: So, nothing caused God to make the decision. Yet he made it, because he doesn’t play atheist games. Damn, you got my head spinning, Matt! To me it sounds like something did cause him to make the decision then: the fact that he wanted to show that he doesn’t play atheist games. And in some way, that means that atheists are MORE POWERFUL than Almighty God, because he just goes nuts, doing things for NO REASON just to piss off us logically-minded atheists. The sad part is that us atheists are going to Hell because of how much we have angered God with our logic. And what is the reason God chooses to send us to eternal hell fire and torment? “No reason!” Indian govt employee declares himself reincarnation of Vishnu, skips work to go to '5th dimension'6/12/2019 This dude (see article) sounds like he obviously did not have right view. A lot of people like to poo-poo the idea of right view, but let's be clear on what happens when we do that. This is what happens. Insanity. Buddha(s) found the right view and gave it to us. Now each of us has the job to verify it for ourselves to rid ourselves of insanity. Btw, although Buddha did not seem to teach us to "laugh at our mind" -- I have found this to be particularly helpful for me anyway, and probably for most people who maybe are not as serious about enlightenment as Buddha or his monks. In other words, lay people with families that they love passionately. Yes, Buddha, the family will go away and it is all just suffering, but let's forget that for a bit so we can enjoy and help each other slowly get to the goal of no self (this is more like Mahayana philosophy). Anyways, I think maybe the funniest quote I ever heard might be: "If you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing." Please. Do not take that to mean you should sin. I am so sad that there are people that will take it that way. It's a joke. "One joke I always liked was about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog." |
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