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Statistics prove that you are turd.

12/4/2019

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Question for you. How well do you know your mom? Your dad?

Fairly well?

Have you ever suspected that one of them may have been a banana?

It sounds crazy, but according to GetScience.com, humans share around 60% of our DNA with bananas.

Further complicating matters is that we also share 60% of our DNA with fruit flies. 

Now, perhaps you didn't take a stats class in college? But luckily for you, I did, so let me interpret these results quickly.

Essentially, what we're saying here is that almost certainly one of your parents was a banana. And the other one was a fruit fly. Which completely explains the attraction they had for each other. 

So what does that make you? You are the product of a fruit fly eating a banana. That product would be called fruit fly feces.

So technically, according to the best science we have to date, you and I (but mainly you) are nothing more than the poop of a fruit fly. 

How does that feel? Are you feeling a bit less self-important now?
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